LMFAAAAO BEST. SHIT. EVER!
Nick: “The next day I find a fucking phone in the car, and what was it? It’s his phone taking a picture of her, HER, smiling like this! In my Cadillac!”
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I LOVE THIS MAN! SERIOUSLY.
Tim Tebow speaks for the first time since being traded from the Denver Broncos to the New York Jets.
On the Denver Broncos & Peyton Manning:
“I understand what they were going through. You don’t get many opportunities to have a chance to sign Peyton Manning. What a great quarterback he is.”
On Rex Ryan:
“I wanted to play for Coach Ryan ever since I saw ‘Hard Knocks. He just seemed like a coach who loves football and is passionate about the game of football. He’s definitely a players’ coach. I just love that about him. I have so much respect for Coach Ryan. He’s a coach you want to play for, a coach you want to go out there and do good for. … There’s not many NFL locker rooms you’re going to go where you have the cleanest language, so I’m not too worried about that.”
On Mark Sanchez:
“Mark called me and left a voicemail. I was searching through all my voicemails and I heard his and I called him back. We talked, got a chance to catch up a little bit. It was a great conversation. We’ve been blessed to get to know each other the last three years. I think we’re both extremely competitive. I think we’ll be able to push each other to get a lot better. I think we’ll have a great working relationship, and we’ve had a great relationship off the field. He’s such a classy guy. I’ll be very honored to call him my teammate.”
On his new situation:
“I feel like this is a great opportunity for me to develop. I think the scheme we’ll be playing in is a great scheme to play under and improve every day. My goal is just to be the best player, the best quarterback, the best teammate I can be and improve every single day and earn everything I get by working hard and find a way to help the team in whatever role that is.”
Overall:
“I’m just thankful to be a Jet.”
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ROTFL! THIS was the funniest shit EVER.
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| Nick: | "Which song are we doing next?" |
| Brian: | "I will love you more than that..." |
| Nick: | "I love you too bro, so what are we singing next?" |
| Does anyone know where this quote is from? |
“i remember walking around.. thinking that i had an opportunity with one of the spice girls, and now that i look back at it, i was probably looked like this little kid, that was just like …a perverted little kid.”
I WANT to see this video! Where is it?! Anyone have it? LMFAO
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and then you stare at her like
and then you smile at her like:
but all you really want to do to that bitch is
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